REALLY REALLY BROKEN IPAD in Victoria, Prince Edward Island for sale

Last week I was hitting up the early show at The Brackley Drive In Theatre and decided to skip the late show and head to the beach to watch the Meteor Shower. It was supposed to be a pretty great evening, and it was until we packed up the car to head home. Once we arrived back to Cornwall, I realized that my IPAD was missing and remembered that I had put it on the top of the car to load some other things first. I must have been wearing my "BAD IDEA JEANS" that night. I decided to re-trace my drive to see where it fell off and drove all the way back to the beach parking lot and asked the group of 20 teenagers if they had seen it... Of course they hadn't and I was getting a little "NRVOUS" so I quickly searched the parking lot and moved on. Then I started thinking, "When does the Drive-In let out"? Hopefully my I-PAD wasn't somewhere along that stretch of highway where all the cars would pass through on their way back to Charlottetown... That would be just terrible. Haha! Of course there it lay, in the middle of the 80 zone just after the Drive-In on the way back to town, Pummelled by 100 cars leaving the opening night of "Mission Impossible". I picked it up off the highway, dodging cars and holding up the rest of traffic to recover the case and the screen protector. I didn't even bother to check to see if it worked as I assumed it was toast. The outer edge of the glass was all gone and the middle was cracked and shattered like movie glass. When I got home , the IPad turned on by itself and the screen actually worked. It was a Festivus miracle! The screen is mangled and I don't think that it is much good, but I will sell for parts or whatever if anybody can use it or thinks they can fix it. Have a look at these photos and see what you think. She's pretty mangled.